That’s the one. Anyone with a pulse can get one, its almost like its first come first serve. Also they make you write some bullshit “about me” thing. Just make up what ever sounds right and say how much you love that subreddit etc.

Man if I was a reddit mod I would be fucking up so much shit. I would be such a bad mod intentionally and just start blaming it on reddits automod and just trying to piss off as much people as possible. I’d want it to end up on subreddit drama and people to make a 5k comment thread arguing about how shit reddit is before mods lock it down.

Its not even like they destroy the subreddit they just give it to the first person that asks. And sure you’re a dick and people dislike that, but that’s your role in the moment. I forgot the subreddit but you can go there and admins just hand out access to 2-3 people at a time. They check in on progress for a week or two and then are out. 90% of the time the other people don’t do Jack shit and will be to ashamed to show up again after not doing anything so its basicially your subreddit. I think I was a mod in 4 sub’s all less than 350k and never did anything and regret it now that I’m banned.

So if you guys wanted you could slowly infiltrate a bunch of low level sub’s and just fuck with reddit for the hell of it.

No bug can stop me

I’ve never had one so in fighting my first impressions. I’m sure you could talk me down to 100 dollars again.

But I don’t wanna sell myself too short if I keep telling people my bottom price when I could be getting a million.

Bugs one bite would be no issue for 1 million. Maybe even 100 dollars to be honest depends if I had a few beers in me and was at some kind of social event.

Onion would be fine, no qualms there. I would do it for 20.

Would prefer not to do the pepper but again I would do the pepper for 100 bucks in the right setting. I’ve had this exact scenario at a restaurant before when we had some drinks in us.

Wouldn’t do the egg. Would do it for a million but it would be the only one that would feel like a actual challenge.

You guys make friends with people online, as in individuals?

I always post online as if I’m talking to a community at large. Can’t even remember user names unless they’re so notorious enough they make themselves memorable.

Never felt like a thing where you go and make friends online. Maybe I’ve done something like that in gaming groups before but even then you keep it casual, and largely you’re just interacting with the group.

Maybe I’m just too stingy with my definition of friends, but online I don’t see people as friends just groups of small collective swarms of thought that I vibe with. Friends are tangible thing I could touch, not sexually though… maybe sometimes sexually but you get my point.

Gonna sell my extra ram to China out of spite.