If that was my true self, I’d be tempted to push them off.

Parasite in the ass
Bedknobs and Broomsticks in the ass
Hateful Eight in the ass
Anaconda in the ass

At this point I say let’s bring back the dinosaurs. Can’t be any worse than current situations.

When I had my kidney stones, the ER nurse said that some women who got them said it was as bad or worse than giving birth, but it was a different type of pain.

My wife is in this and I am gladly sharing it with her.