Kinda like it a dog wore pants, would they be on the bottom half, or the rear half?

No, but if I’m drunk enough to let a cop stick his finger in my asshole, I’m too drunk to.be driving.

I think I need another GPU before they get even more expensive…

Yeah.

My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.

I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI yesterday that day and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.

Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.

I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.

Edit: I called my ortho’s office/on-call and got through to him…he agrees that it’s worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Barely using either anymore.

*arr stack all talks to RealDebridClient just as if it were qbitorrent and it proxies torrent through debrid provider.

Thats how prowlarr gets all my Linux distros.

I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.

So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.

And also farts feel fucking weird.

Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.

My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.

(They aren’t infallible)

Context please? I love stories of behind-the-scenes internet evolution…like how the first webcam was developed to track the status of a pot of coffee.

Hadn’t heard this one.