Kraftwerk, Devo, Talking Heads.

I don’t know why.

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Why can I read your words instead of just hearing trombone noises?

Picking up litter is never a bad idea.

I don’t believe you

From the people who brought you The Birthrate is Declining! and Abortion Murders Babies! comes the new blockbuster sensation Poor People Shouldn’t Reproduce!

Rated R for ridiculous.

If everywhere you go smells like dog shit you should probably check your shoes

Why are you scared to say?

What country are you from?

Who do you think deserves to suffer?

I grew up 3 miles outside of town on a highway. I rode the school bus.

Translation: I know nothing about Americans or the American electoral system and have decided to blame the victims.

In 2008 I joined the Navy. Too old and broken for that now. My job likely won’t be affected by a recession though, so all I gotta do is not get fired.

Pickles brussel sprouts sounds good

You are the reason nobody likes you.

What’s a 419 scammer ?

Loaned my spare tire to a guy once who was “going straight to the tire shop”. About a week later I hadn’t heard anything and he wouldn’t answer my calls. Saw his car at Walmart one night so I grabbed a busted cinder block out of my trunk, stole my wheel and tire back and left the car on the block.

Next morning he calls me mad that I stole my own tire back. I told him I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about but he owes me for my wheel and tire.

Never heard from him again after that.

Non-binary God 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then they should change the name to month egg.

And those things are nearly black. That’s not preserved. That’s rotten.

Sure.

But an onion is fresh and just an onion.