eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square107linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1156arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square107linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareGinny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoYou: Do you know what malaphors are? Me: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: Do you know what malaphors are?
Me: Does the pope shit in the woods?