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Malaphors

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Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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I like to make the animal abuse idioms animal-friendly:

There’s more than one way to pet a cat.

Let’s not feed a dead horse.

This way we can get two birds stoned at once.
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