I wouldn’t want a loved one’s grave to be robbed but I also wouldn’t want to blow someone to smithereens for that.
An actual rocket from the crypt
Take that archeologists in 1000 years!!
I’d be kinda flattered if someone wanted to steal my corpse.
With a final push, Sam Wainwright levered the lid of the coffin open. There was a brief moment of surprise and confusion as he realized that the coffin contained an apparently-intact penguin, quickly replaced by horror as its eyes opened, its fangs extended, and it lunged forward.
wenk
So come the Rapture, do all the pieces float up individually or join back together like The Terminator?
I’m hoping it’s the former, then we can rename it the rupture.
Slop article
I first imagined this like it was Spock where they launched him out into space
If you’re going to desecrate it then do it big time it seems.





