J L Westover | Bluesky | Patreon
Secret Panel ⭐️

Transcript
3 Panel Comic
Panel 1: Guy speaking to god
Guy: Could you create a being more powerful than yourself?
Panel 2: god looking very serious
god: I did
Panel 3: an adorable Kirby smiling
god: Once
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Secret Panel, 2 Panels
Panel 1: Guy thinks to himself “That can’t be possible”
Panel 2: Guy looks behind him sweating as he sees Kirby with a godly beard and halo
Everyone is always so quick to claim that Kirby “eats gods.” This is a total exaggeration. He only did that like twice.
The rest of them he just flat out destroyed.
“Eats gods” : has eaten multiple gods
2 : more than 1 : meets condition of being “multiple”
Therefore not an exaggeration ☝️🤓
I suppose you could argue it’s should be ‘ate gods’ rather than ‘eats gods’ if it’s something he did in the past but isn’t still doing. How long ago was the last time he ate a god?
It could also point at his proven and demonstrated ability, if taken a bit more colloquially. Besides, we either can still say “eats” as we don’t know whether he’ll another in the future, thus still potentially being in midst of “eating gods”. On a contrary, since he ate the 2 gods 1 at a time, if we take “eats gods” as “neccessarily eats multiple gods at the moment”, he never did that as he didn’t eat them at the same time (as far as I know), thus, the statement was never true.
Kirby games are always the same. Starts out with a little pink ball of fat going on a fun little adventure, and then ends with universe ending calamities getting wrecked by the pink ball of fat, before said fat ball eats more food than some countries produce and falling asleep.
Thanks for den transcript! I always love to see transcripts. They transport compassion and also are very, very useful for a lot of people.
Thanks!
Well somebody has to fight Nightmare and Dark Matter.
“No Need for Kirby”?






