• OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    3 days ago

    I’m not buying it. Plenty of other good questions to ask a ghost:

    • Does everybody become a ghost when they die, or does it only happen in certain special circumstances?

    • Do you hang out with other ghosts sometimes?

    • Do you remember who you were and how you died?

    • Are you a ghost forever, or do you eventually ‘fade’ or something and then go on to some kind of after-afterlife?

    • Could you go to the casino with me and help me cheat at card games and roulette?

    • Do ghosts get horny? Do you sometimes go ‘haunt’ people when they’re naked?

    • Can you fly anywhere you want? How high can you fly? Could you fly to Mars if you tried?

    • Do animals also turn into ghosts when they die?