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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Hey, welcome back Violet.

  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

    The kid’s mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

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      Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        You cut the foreskin off the penis for aesthic purposes.

        Try again.

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          16 days ago

          For hygiene purposes*

          • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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            15 days ago

            What’s hygienic is taking a shower and washing your dick

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              You still have to do that after circumcision

      • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
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        16 days ago

        It’s fucking genital mutilation of newborns.

        Call me a fucking racist, bet.

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          I was “mutilated” when I was 9. It’s way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It’s just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.

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            So I’m not really sure where you get that snipping skin off of a dick of a minor for some sort of fucking religious reasons is not genital mutilation. You think it’s more hygienic? Maybe you should learn to pull your foreskin back over your fucking penis head and learn to use soap and water bro.

            Oh sorry you can’t cuz you got mutilated at the age of nine.

            Good talk bro

  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Well? Do they?

    • itsviolet@lemmy.worldOP
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      18 days ago

      No. Dad’s is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

      • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        And who uses theirs the best?

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          • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            18 days ago

            Do they each know that you’re dating the other one?

            • itsviolet@lemmy.worldOP
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              18 days ago

              Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

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                That’s fucked up.

                • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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                  17 days ago

                  Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

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      18 days ago

      Yeah. And that sister’s dick, is smaller than her brother’s. Are you paying attention? (/j)

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        18 days ago

        I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn’t. I didn’t ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it’d be rude.

        • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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          18 days ago

          Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it’s quite likely the transistor’s dick is smaller

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            • Hawke@lemmy.world
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              18 days ago

              Dang, that one looks like a third leg.

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