> be me

> purchase tesla flying car

> fly over all the traffic

> feelsgoodman.jfif

> decide to take it as high as possible

> ohhellyeah.lib.tar

> realize I forgot to pay my $200 a month subscription to continue flying

> car begins to plummet

> panic

> I crash into a kid’s birthday party and my car explodes, causing a massive electric fire killing me and everyone there

> feelsbadman.docx