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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47437499
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xxl
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I haven’t dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.
Bonus panel
They call him Dickarus
Edit: accedentally used the wrong density. Should be the desity of the surounsing medium (air) at 1.23 kg/m3- density of helium making it slightly more fesable. I.e. i was wrong on almost an order of magnitude, but its still infeasable… thanks @exasperation, @noneofyourbuissness
So… hear me out. Yes i know its just a comic… im just autistic. Soooo…
Assuming the guy is average weight (70 kg) the total force of gravity on him is Fg=70×g N. The force of boyancy would be Fboyancy=dhelium×Vdisplacemwnt×g N.
If thease are in equilibrium (the guy floats): Fboyancy=Fg
dhelium×Vdisplacemwnt×
g=70×gIf dhelium is 0.178 kg/m3 then 70/0.178 = Vdisplacemwnt= 393.5 m3≈ 1.9 m3 per condom.
Like i know condoms are super strechy (can hold about 40L air befor burating) but wow. Thats like a phone booth per condom.
Did you need this info?.. no. Was i compelled to calculate this? … no … stay in school kids.
Classic rookie mistake.
Not every store has an unlimited supply of condoms, especially the extra large ones*.
He brought 200 at her store, and emptied the shelves. He probably hit a dozen places and brought all they had on hand.
*I shall modestly refrain from enumerating the many, many times I myself have needed to purchase a vast number of extra large condoms…
Alternative retort for the last panel: “I’m already doing it”
Should’ve been “do you have protection?” or something for the last line I feel like.





