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‘I’m glad you came’
Come again?
And they say romance is dead.
I never really got poetry. Until now.
Nice cock bro
thanks u too
My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
I know I am one lucky chick
When he sends me his pre jack-off pic
He is truly a god
When he shows me his rod
But I tell him, quite simply, “nice dick”
The king was as hard as a rock
And rubbed one off into a sock
I wanted to opine that his love line was divine
But instead I just said nice cock.
If she tells me nice cock, I know she’s lying. It don’t even work right half the time.
It work left half the time?
