Sarron, this is your mother: get off the Internet and go outside! When I was your age, I’d already married your father, moved into a house, become jaded and felt trapped, cleared my name after your father died under suspicious circumstances, and collected the life insurance money.
Sarron, this is your mother: get off the Internet and go outside! When I was your age, I’d already married your father, moved into a house, become jaded and felt trapped, cleared my name after your father died under suspicious circumstances, and collected the life insurance money.
Hmmm… yes, I will listen and act on this unquestioningly.
Not cynical at all