Fully based this on me accidentally reading an earlier post incorrectly

Finally got my Grade 10, I’m gonna get my life back together and start growin’ some dope!
You just have to focus and you can achieve anything.
Well for starters at my shop we’re currently running a BOGO special on select designer frames! And anyone who brings in a screenshot of this post will also get 15% off a Transitions™ lens treatment and our receptionist Carrie will let you stare at her boobs while she fits your frames.
With incentives like that, the future has never looked brighter!
An optimist is an optometrist who’s figured out how to see a better future
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Advances in robotic laser eye surgery will improve the sight of millions. Then AI will take over and blind us all. So it’s a mixed bag.






