Hemingways_Shotgun

Yes. That’s true as well.

I’m weirdly great at parallel parking. Its my only real marketable skill, so I tell everyone. Lol.

I’m pretty simple.

Hunting to eat it? Great. I love me some deer sausage.

Hunting to chopoff its head and mount it on your wall like some ghoulish asshole? Go fuck yourself.

I feel like trophy hunters don’t show any respect to the animal, while hunters for eating do.

Pfft… Why don’t we just start publishing scientific papers on the loch ness monster and bigfoot too, now!