TEA party stands for: ThE koch funded Astroturf

I’m good at acronyms, I know.

“It’s been 20 whole minutes since my last real meal. Meow, but no response. Meow again, 5 whole minutes more have passed and alas, only a mountain of food remains. Meow. I Meow and rub against their leg, ignored. The mountain remains as does my hunger. When I die tell them: Meow, I was only fed a lot. Not nearly enough.”

I choose to believe the background tv is saying

“If you’re over 5 you can’t be trusted.”

I too played rollercoaster tycoon where every coaster was a euthanasia coaster!