333.3 yards = 1 kilofeeter

nobody was cleaning up their trash and locking it up to keep bears out.

There was a woman who ran a donut shop and would leave all the leftovers out for the bears. The town couldn’t do anything to infringe on her freedom to feed wild bears in town.

Compare: 2 war criminals each responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, the immiseration of entire countries, and millions of Americans descending into poverty and homelessness.

Contrast: Obama is probably not a pedophile, whereas Trump was Epstein’s best friend.

God I wish dem politicians were nearly as cool as republicans think they are.

You will use his full title, Obama, Deporter-in-Chief, Slayer of Ambulances, Drinker of Flint Water, Savior of Banks, Patron-Saint of Drones.

It was so embarrassing. You can say “fuck Genocide Joe Brandon”, but grown-ass adults being like “teehee I’m just saying Lets Go Brandon you mad??” makes me cringe even as a furry who believed they’d transcended cringe long ago.

Yall kinda suck at coming up with pejorative names. “Epstein’s best friend”, “The peace president who invaded Iran”, “The guy who’s afraid of windmills”. It’s important to convey more than “I don’t like this guy”.