Just stay the fuck off the tracks.

Taken in the Ass

I only remember ever having these at a dentist. When did schools check or care about your teeth?

It’s just not the same with Drew Carrey.

Usually belts for men don’t have anything on them indicate a “proper” direction, you would just wear them whatever is comfortable, and if you have a buckle, that goes on over the latching part.

I have a Groove Life belt, tho. It’s got a special latch with a built in buckle; the buckle is printed so that it should be on the right so it’s readable (it’s just a “GL” logo) but I find it easier to have the underside on the right with the buckle part on the left.

Epstein’s island.

I will eat the whole jar. Peanutbutter is fucking tasty.

The buttplug connecting to wifi is one of the few things that makes sense. In this case: so your totally not imagined GF in Canada can peg you remotely.

I’ve been apparently wearing my belt upside down because I put the latch on the right and the cover on the left. Only noticed the other day that the logo on the cover was upside down. I’m not flipping it the other way tho. It’s too awkward to do and undo that way.

You squeak, I squeak, we all squeak for mice cream.

I built mine in 2016 and have DDR4. DDR4 originally became publicly available in 2014.

I think they were thinking of DDR5 which first became available in 2020.

I once accidentally broke my brother’s arm while we were wrestling. I felt bad, but I also felt hella strong. 😤

I am Buysexual.

If you buy me things, I’ll have sex with you.

(also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I’d love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don’t remember its name)

When I was very young, a friend of mine’s parents removed the start and select buttons from the second controller to prevent Player 2 spamming pause. This sucked, because hella games used select as a necessary action for the game like changing weapons. So basically, if you were the guest player, you couldn’t do everything you may have needed to do to actually play.

PC gamers would have known what scrolling was even back then. You just scrolled with a mouse sitting at a desk instead of anywhere you are with a finger on a phone.

“Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re hunting WAM modules. chodish giggling”

The line running down it even looks like a vein.

Then that is some incredibly bad photoshop work. It’s smeared all to hell looking like a very early genAI model.

Dark Souls spoiled me when it comes to explosive barrels. They only explode if hit with fire (even on a melee weapon that has fire damage) Now I get annoyed any time a non-fire weapon detonates a barrel. Usually because it kills me.

Crimson Desert is hella bad with this. The scale of a building is quite small and so many enemy bases and camps are just FILLED with explosive barrels. You have next to no room to manuever so you’ll always end up hitting a whole stack of the fuckers.

“I ain’t got time to bleed grieve.”