Sometimes I have been talking with a friend and one of us says something that sparks a question in my head. The urge to look it up is powerful. Yes it’s rude but so is verbally interrupting in order to share the thought before the topic is gone. I mention this not as an excuse but to say it doesn’t necessarily mean they aren’t interested in what you’re saying, and sometimes they’re still listening even though they’re look at the phone.

Also “inslut” includes an example of its own meaning.

Oh, some of us manage it…

Then again, I have a lot of time on my hands that has to be completely interruptable at a moment’s notice

Is that like the guy I watched for a few hours as he climbed the redwood tree that towers up past the 6-story apartment across the street, lopping off limbs as he went, flipping his waist rope a little higher with his left hand and wielding his chain saw with his right?

And how strong your arms are.

Okay but also chainsaws.

Jucika does.

MAGAfaced plastic women think Trump does (in the worst way) but he only thinks of himself.

I like the contrast between the mannequin’s body and Jucika’s.

Respect her reminder that nonconsensual ogling of even plastic women is not okay.

Delicate fig skin vs raspy cat tongue, he might have just licked them.

Your obligate carnivore might enjoy some cat grass.

Fewer

Sorry, can’t help myself

Agreed! I got up this morning at 6:30 and had already wasted some daylight, and then it was night before 5!

It’s so much more interesting to your mouth, try it sometime!

This is the way. Your muscle memory is so ingrained it’s really hard to change how you tie the bow (whichever method you use) but it’s easy to reverse that initial knot. With the Present Holidays coming up, it’s good to know for tying ribbon bows on gifts, too

Haha, it does tend to evaporate like that!

Aww, that’s pretty sweet though, and you can tuck the bags away for next year. Wrapped candies keep well.

I’d take a lime over a potato or candy

Looks like Onlymaker has a great range in men’s sizes (or anyone with large feet but it means men can use the numbers they recognize)

Protip from a woman: don’t start with stillettos, try a chunky heel until you get used to the different balance.

There’s lemmings laughing at this whose cats are the only thing keeping them out of the psych ward…

I think some of the patients could benefit from an hour with Kitten Gang.

Agreed but if they match, the cop saves the step of checking to see if the car has been reported stolen. If they don’t, it would honestly be stupid for them not to check that.

Thank you! I went to Wikipedia, the glove compartment was originally for storing driving gloves back when automobiles were open to the air and you needed to keep your fingers from getting numb.

In the era and genre of Perry Mason it seems like everyone kept a loaded revolver in there in case it became essential as a plot point.

I’m not saying it’s legally necessary. It’s not. But cops tend to assume everyone is committing crimes, not just borrowing from a friend. And registration and driver’s license are issued by each state, not nationally, so the database might not be as easily accessed by cops in a different state. So it would just be a thing you’d do to help your friend stay out of extra trouble if they get caught speeding or something.