Okay but also chainsaws.

Jucika does.

MAGAfaced plastic women think Trump does (in the worst way) but he only thinks of himself.

I like the contrast between the mannequin’s body and Jucika’s.

Respect her reminder that nonconsensual ogling of even plastic women is not okay.

Delicate fig skin vs raspy cat tongue, he might have just licked them.

Your obligate carnivore might enjoy some cat grass.

Fewer

Sorry, can’t help myself

Agreed! I got up this morning at 6:30 and had already wasted some daylight, and then it was night before 5!

It’s so much more interesting to your mouth, try it sometime!

This is the way. Your muscle memory is so ingrained it’s really hard to change how you tie the bow (whichever method you use) but it’s easy to reverse that initial knot. With the Present Holidays coming up, it’s good to know for tying ribbon bows on gifts, too

Haha, it does tend to evaporate like that!

Aww, that’s pretty sweet though, and you can tuck the bags away for next year. Wrapped candies keep well.

I’d take a lime over a potato or candy

Looks like Onlymaker has a great range in men’s sizes (or anyone with large feet but it means men can use the numbers they recognize)

Protip from a woman: don’t start with stillettos, try a chunky heel until you get used to the different balance.

There’s lemmings laughing at this whose cats are the only thing keeping them out of the psych ward…

I think some of the patients could benefit from an hour with Kitten Gang.

Agreed but if they match, the cop saves the step of checking to see if the car has been reported stolen. If they don’t, it would honestly be stupid for them not to check that.

Thank you! I went to Wikipedia, the glove compartment was originally for storing driving gloves back when automobiles were open to the air and you needed to keep your fingers from getting numb.

In the era and genre of Perry Mason it seems like everyone kept a loaded revolver in there in case it became essential as a plot point.

I’m not saying it’s legally necessary. It’s not. But cops tend to assume everyone is committing crimes, not just borrowing from a friend. And registration and driver’s license are issued by each state, not nationally, so the database might not be as easily accessed by cops in a different state. So it would just be a thing you’d do to help your friend stay out of extra trouble if they get caught speeding or something.

The store is in another state? If you trust them enough to lend them your car frequently the note can sit in the glove box.

(Asking cold-weather people: does anyone keep any gloves in there?)

This is why if you’re lending your car it’s a good idea to give them a signed note. Especially if they’re going out of your state/ province/whatever. It might not help much, but typically car thieves don’t have one.

It’s not to check if it’s registered. It’s to check if it’s registered to YOU. Does the name/signature on your license match the name/signature on the registration? If not, you’ll need to explain why you’re in possession of the car.

Unlike the hostile architecture outside, those look made to lie full length along! With the hot missionaries in your area…