Also your glasses have a safety chain, mine is paracord…
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Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother's grave.English
182·3 days agoQuestion. Are we not saying phrasing anymore?
I’ll give them its day in court, hopefully there is a chemical change to avoid the soap taste. I know cooked mango’s I like.
Thank you, I always feel like I’m missing out the way people gush over it at times…
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Pigs can have orgasms that last up to 30 to 90 minutesEnglish
161·3 days agoThis is bullshit, I’ve been called a pig by almost all of my Ex’s. To date no 30 to 90 minute orgasms… So jelly.
Not like “Life Buoy” that shit will give you “soap Poisoning”!!!
Can I get an “F” for Ralphie
Fresh mango’s taste like dawn dish detergent… I so wanted to like the taste of mangos… *sobs
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Nintendo owns the rights to a porno called Super Hornio Brothers.English
211·3 days agoLost? its on xHamster, I would post the link but I’m pretty sure its against the subs rules (#2)
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Nintendo owns the rights to a porno called Super Hornio Brothers.English
71·3 days ago90’s porn was the peak, its all shit now days. I think it was tied into the rock scene that sent to to the next level… And cocaine.
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some life lessons you've learned in your own way?
16·7 days agoThere are three rules that I live by:
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Never get less than twelve hours sleep
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Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
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and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can somedy explain to me the issue with the voter ID law they want to pass in the US?
13·8 days agoAnother question is why this would be necessary. While Republicans have been claiming that non-citizens voting in federal elections is a major problem, there is no actual evidence of that.
https://www.dhs.gov/news/2026/10/28/dozens-illegal-aliens-arrested-nationwide-voter-fraud-crackdown
https://bipartisanpolicy.org/article/four-things-to-know-about-noncitizen-voting/
Me fucking with cops
I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•YOU HAVE HURT THE FEE-FEES OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE!1!!!
1·8 days agoMao has called himself a dictator which is the real irony here…
Ninja876@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•YOU HAVE HURT THE FEE-FEES OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE!1!!!
2·8 days agoIts not “some” of the broadcasters, it ALL the broadcasters. china is in full censorship mode on this guy.
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name “Fuller” was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the “fulling” job? Never.


Are you saying I can’t tell the difference between a mango and cilantro?