I learned that same lie from that liar ass little dinosaur cartoon fucker.

That’s a wyvern, not a dragon! Fake and gay! FAKE AND GAY!

If i were in a room with both of them I’d shoot one (either) in the gut and then shoot myself so thag I wouldn’t have to suffer through being around the other.

Tankies gonna’ tank.

Getting banned from those spaces is just kind of a right of passage. It’s the lemmy equivalent of getting banned from r/conservative. It just happens.

You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you gave no outline of how that works for you, so I’ll assume it’s just a verbal limitation, for now.

However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.

Edit: it’s a joke. Also watch Being John Malkovich. It’s great. Easily a top five for me.

Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk existed long before Banner. Hulk is green.

Source: Am nerd, and also a huge Donny Cates fan. His Venom run is top drawer, I tell you. TOP. DRAWER. Seriously, though, it’s so good and did the characters of both Eddie and Venom so much so long overdue justice.

Edit: There are also multiple different Hulks (technically the same psyche, but different manifestations) that can manifest through Bruce, so while Savage (classic/true) Hulk is green, Hulk, as an entity, can also be Grey, or a slightly different green with better hair and verbal skills, or a fuck-you-scary-demon-dad-thing, among others.

Sure, that’s what happened.

There’s a reason why nobody else is saying that.

I’ll take palico chef buddy every time.

Serious question, are you an actual child?

See, it’s this kind of shit, this is exactly why people can’t fucking stand contrarians. Jesus fucking christ, get a life.

It did. Do you not understand the difference between invention and first concept? I never gave them credit for everything, but it’s indisputable that the cell phone was inspired directly by Star Trek communicators, that is according to the inventor of the first cell phone, as well as the concept of multi-funtion interface devices which is exactly what you’re likely holding in your hand at this very moment which is also a cell phone.

Feel free to die on that hill, but what I’m saying is an objective fact.

Nowhere did I say they invented anything nor predicted the future. Learn some reading comprehension.

Also the bit in 30 Rock.

“It’s not because you’re a… uh, what do you call yourself?”

“A Puerto Rican.”

“No, I know you can say that, but what do I call you?”

“A Puerto Rican.”

“Wow… that does not sound right.”

Star Trek introduced a lot of the first concepts of what we currently use as every day technology, it had a first hand tangible impact on the lives of pretty much every human alive today.

I knew this would be how it ends.