When you want to eat another, you have the munchies and it’s working. Eat a bag of chips.

Anyone who has dealt with a small town legion understands who they’re dealing with. Every legion has endless stories about infighting and power hunger boomers. One nearby legion burnt down. They raised a ton of money, built a new one and then all the volunteers quit enmass because the president became a tyrant and they closed. (they reopened eventually)

I have no doubt that the poppy pin was one person’s great idea that got squashed by a cabal angry old men and women to put the upstart in their place. A tradition is anything that happened to a boomer twice and traditions are sacrosanct.

The “defacing” argument is just because they’re worried their going to sell less flowers. It’s so dumb. The legion even sold them once until they thought it would drop the market out of plastic flowers. The Legion does great things for lots of small communities, but they are also sometimes a bunch of geriatric assholes with their heads up their asses.

That’s hilarious! What a buzz!

My neighbors had a beautiful pear tree they cut down. The pears became a sludge that covered most of their lawn and wasps covered the rest. I was really sad to see it go, but I didn’t have to deal with the piles of pears.

Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.