Here’s a lead, but it’s Amazon and also currently unavailable:

https://www.amazon.com/Show-Butthole-Classic-Snapback-SMTBH/dp/B09R8VGBYK

Whoa, good eye. I didn’t even notice that. You prompted me to take a second look and zoom in. Looks like there’s a bottle of liquor and a couple of condoms on the night stand, too. Such attention to detail.

Is this for real or are you just blowing sunshine up their ass?

That is one crazy pushup bra.

Yeah, they have significantly fewer cones than we do and even then, just yellow and blue. If they (OP) want to understand what a dog sees, they should have a conversation with a tetrachromat.

https://blogs.libraries.indiana.edu/wyliehouse/2018/01/18/sleep-tight-dont-let-the-bed-bugs-bite-a-myth-debunked/