SourDragon

“Pink skins” just gets scowled at

“Bla–” doesn’t even finish his statement before getting bodied

Be in the worst debt imaginable when it’s time to pay it back

Edit: many of the top comments have the same idea. What kinda world do we live in where this is the more agreed upon answer than anything else?

Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He’s just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.

Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you

Jaws in the Ass

That’s just a sequel to Teeth (iykyk)

Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?

Na. If they’re on the ceiling, they’re stalactitties

A mnemonic device I learned:

• Stalactites. Spelled with a c, for ceiling

• Stalagmites. Spelled with a g, for ground

Still love the joke. Take my updoot.

Looks like the nerds created a nerds cluster

Nope. Live with the mystery. 😜

In all seriousness though, I was angry when I made that comment

“Welcome to Planet Dirt”(1)

“I think our universal translator is broken. It sounded like you said ‘Planet Dirt’”

“I did.”

“What are some of the deserts on this planet?”

“Well, the Desert desert, the Desert desert, the Desert desert.”(2-4)

“You said the word ‘desert’ six times. Whatever. What is this particular location called?”

“I don’t know what you just said.”(5)

“Now I know my universal translator is busted.”

(1) Earth

(2-4) Gobi, Sahara, Mohave

(5) Yucatan

I was distracted by the ceiling nipples

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Not me, but I just discovered that my spouse is inept at closing doors

Edit: I was angry when I commented this. Also my deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™ Feel free to downdoot it just because. I did.

Zoom on his eyes. Dude was fuckin stoned

I definitely blazed his name.

When Spooktober ended, but you’re still dead inside

Now that’s a version of Hocus Pocus I’d watch!

For research purposes, of course

I know of the episode. I have never watched the episode. And at this point, I’m kinda afraid to

Pours Mtn Dew onto steel beams.

Steel beams disintegrate

I guess batteries can’t melt steel beams

The Lord of the flies ⤵️ Children fucking suck

⬅️ The UK fucking sucks 👀

I was originally gonna go with the username SourGrapes, but I decided to use a generic green dragon picture as my pfp and changed it to SourDragon. The character grew from there.

I appreciate the question. Have a nice day ☺️

Just my name.

From my bio:

I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®

It’s just a character.