Damn man, have some self-respect. Strap a baby carrot on those things, too.
Sundray
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). They/them today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
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7·11 hours ago“By the time I’m through with you mister, you won’t have a single pip left on that jumpsuit.”
That’s it, I’m taking my chances in the Gamma Quadrant.
I have been, and always shall be, unobtainable.
Now you’re talking my language!
2·1 day agoIt’s not a fair comparison because Jason has clearly just fed on the blood of the living in that picture.
The best of enemies 😍
I’m surprised the genie gave an enjoyable blowjob the first time, which means the second one is being requested out of spite!
The master of disguise
Maybe I’m weird, but those cubes look genuinely scrumptious.
What about Feudiverse 😡
“Nope.”
'Cause the noodles get real moist
Do they not give you dune buggies?
Perfect, you got it, do all that.
“Acting Ensign, by the way…”