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THIS IS A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY! MOON REFLECTS SUNLIGHT AND THEY DON’T LIKE WEREWOLVES BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPETITIVE PREDATORS
Since you can only fold something in half a maximum of 7 time this tarp would be a minimum of about 940 miles by 940 miles when folded up 6 times.
FINALLY
What if this isnt a Moon Trap but is instead an Earth Trap that the Mooninites tricked us into paying for?
Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!
Why do you think they did it?!
Moths! MOTHS!
Screw the werewolves, I’m stoked my /girlfriends/ female co-conspirators won’t get all emotional and sensitive once a month.
/s
rather see a moon net to harvest all the skylink satellites. And move the moon a 1000 miles closer to the earth. The days have become far too long.
Any r/theydidthemath refugees willing to calculate how long an essentially vantablack tarp would survive the light of the sun with absolutely no way to vent heat?
The cool ranch flavor blast of the moon cheese will keep it at temp for literally days.
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
Moon: The original source of Light Pollution.
The moon’s not the real issue here. We need to be thinking about how to block out the sun. And thirty thousand is rookie numbers
Astronomers everywhere rejoice
IT’S A TARP
That’s no moon…
But fr, I saw moon trap. And now I’m thinking, are we the moon’s trap?
The moon is part of us, we’re just too insecure to allow it its independence.
edit: s/use/just/
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
You are not a ninja.
It’s already paid for by the moon!
Those lunatics!
Would improve astronomy if we didn’t have so much light pollution
obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.
- I love the moon so I would be sad.
- Many animals including moths, birds, and nocturnal animals rely on moonlight for hunting and navigation. I think they would adapt eventually though.
- Thousands of meteors hitting the tarp would eventually push it towards earth, then some place gets an extra spicy fire blanket treatment.
Not any worse than what humans have already fucked up with our artificial light i imagine
Finally. The other three have been done for 80 years already.
