Had to pick up a severed hand once and put it inna plastic grocery bag, thats gonna stick with me. And also that one time i saw a guy’s foot get twisted clean off his ankle in a freak dog-walking accident. Met a man with a case of dick-farts. Met a lady who lived and died by the bus. Met Nat King Cole’s brother and touched his balls. I’ve been places man. You’re gonna think this is a shitpost, but its all true.
Had to pick up a severed hand once and put it inna plastic grocery bag, thats gonna stick with me. And also that one time i saw a guy’s foot get twisted clean off his ankle in a freak dog-walking accident. Met a man with a case of dick-farts. Met a lady who lived and died by the bus. Met Nat King Cole’s brother and touched his balls. I’ve been places man. You’re gonna think this is a shitpost, but its all true.