minus-squareZozano@lemy.loltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favourite technical/scientific joke?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI had to look up the joke. The Heisenberg principle says you can’t know both a particles position and momentum (speed). So when the cop told him his speed, he lost his position. linkfedilink
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minus-squareZozano@lemy.loltoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•relationshiplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoI’m also not going to take advice from OP in the fucking comments section, now where’s the booze, shithead linkfedilink
I had to look up the joke.
The Heisenberg principle says you can’t know both a particles position and momentum (speed).
So when the cop told him his speed, he lost his position.