I would lie too if my country was that embarrassing

Boy are they gonna be shocked when he doesn’t make it.

“… ahhh I’m sure those things are unrelated…”

That’s definitely a sphere of men

If you play you’re cards right you might just horrify you’re mother more then you intend too…

Isn’t this the same country that has a pedo prince, and ties to the biggest pedo ring in modern history? Something about a Seville too…

Imagine having cosmic power and are reduced to doing the same thing as a crack whore on skid row

There are some horny nasty fucks here.

People are people, where ever you go.

First off your first sentence has contradictions. Secondly, the premise is to reject a “higher power”. If the devil tells you to reject god and practice that’s a net 0 profit. Nothing has changed. The only difference now is you rejected God. Even the most generous interpretation of the reading would still imply to reject the supernatural to gain skill. That being said at that point I think the allegory is lost on you.

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Ok, let’s actually think this through. If the devil appeared and told you to do his bidding and forsake God that would imply he was foiling God in one way or the other. That implication is massive. Regardless of what the devil offers it would also imply that all the lore was true. If all the lore were true, using the information given, that would still imply that God is the alpha and omega. That being the case choosing god would still be the better choice, despite whatever god offers. It could even be a kick in the nuts, he’s done it before.

Nah, doesn’t matter what your views are that’s a form of cannibalism.

I mean that’s the literal devil. If there was ANY proof you should surrender to a higher power I think that’s it.

That’s literally what I thought when I saw it. Like what’s the appeal? GB a popcorn bucket with your boy?

Idk, he’s almost always the bad guy…

Now the bulging muscle makes sense

… I feel like your need to livestream porn and the ram crisis are independent of each other.

Hey dumdum, knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Try using your brain why black people have it a little worse.

Rofl wow you’re right, it is weekend at berries.

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