My sister was notorious for her egg corns when she was young. The two that come immediately to mind that she’ll never live down are:

• “Eye bulbs” for “eyeballs”
and
• “Thick-ass brick” for “thick as a brick”

That’s gonna make it hard to pay back the loan…

I can’t bring myself to add a vote to this total

Hiking can be nearly free especially on beginner trails that don’t require special equipment

Writing is something I hated in school but as I’ve gotten older it can be fun to kinda play god with peoples lives.

Cooking isn’t free but could actually save you money if you eat out a lot.