I’m… [slam] I’m not… [slam] sure what this [slam] is accomplishing [slam] but I won’t complain

Responsible in the same way TSA would be responsible for a hijacking today. They had enough information to be able to stop it, but failed to do so. Anything beyond that gives superhuman competence (which is what conspiracy theories want, a world where someone is in control, even if they’re in control for evil)

Give me that comatose ultra

Star Fleet policy on making contact with unidentified species: be sure to not get pertinent info. We don’t want to break later series canon in first contact dates!

The Men Who Stare at Goats in the Ass

Nah, we can satire better than that.

It’s the only quote from Talarico that they found to hammer on. But, like, what fucking gender is “I Am” supposed to be?

Government doesn’t care about you, so cede control of everything to corporations. Unchecked profit motive will definitely not kill us all!

/s

Those are slant rhymes. They aren’t “perfect” rhymes, which is often meant by the question.

no American influence

Well, yes and no. Hitler did love all the racism we were so good at, so he did copy our notes pretty extensively. But yes, no American exceptionalism was exported for this crime against humanity, just imported.

… is this something that anyone can parse? I’m trying to decide if this commenter needs medical attention