/r/ModernMoo , which (IIRC) is just some guy from Ireland who likes posting pictures of his cows. I unsubscribed from virtually every sub before I left, but I am pretty sure I am still technically subbed to that one.

Look outside, obviously

Wait, that’s supposed to be an attack? To me, that looks like an awesome party.

The whole Linux thing was started by a Finn anyway, what does it matter?

Learn how to recognize certification marks. In the US, the UL mark is common on electronics, and the FCC mark means that it won’t have RF emissions that interfere with other electronics. In Europe the CE mark is used. I’ve also seen TUV marks apply in both places. However, I have had bricks that worked perfectly well in the US which only had CE and FCC marks.

Your brick had no marks at all, so who knows whether anyone at all tested the design. Many electronics manufacturers simply buy their pre-certified bricks off the shelf and slap their own label on them (keeping the marks), specifically so they don’t have to pay for the certifications themselves

A nice Taylor Ham sandwich (with egg and cheese, please) will suffice

Everything is legal in New Jersey!*

^* Except left turns, and pumping your own gas^

I assume you are male, just wait until you get older and need prostate exams, then you’ll have some idea of what’s it’s like to have a doctor sticking their fingers all up in there. It’s not a direct comparison, of course, but close enough for the Internet.