Straighten my leather jacket and give them export permits for all my employers classified products.

Straighten my leather jacket and give them export permits for all my employers classified products.

Why am I not surprised?

Toss that shit out, these assholes keep putting stuff I don’t want in the carts I take from them.

Yes, you will still want the butt of the stock on your shoulder. But you’ll have the stick in your front hand instead of on the gun, so some of that wobble will be reduced.

It’s easy enough to try, even if you just grab an appropriate size branch with a fork to lay the barrel on. But it’s much less movement, especially if you’re sitting in a blind.

You should also try to shoot between breaths and heartbeats, but don’t slap the trigger. You might need to also get some experience with hunting so you don’t get quite so wound up when you have something in range.

“Fuck, Larry, every time we get high I start hallucinating that you’re a cop.”

Glorious.

Problem took care of itself.

From an electrical engineering major

We’re doomed.

I remember seeing a woman take a puck in the face off a deflected Slapshot, before the netting was used. She might have ended up with a defensemans smile.

You were kind of expected to be able to take care of yourself if you had tickets behind the goal.

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Wasn’t planning on dying on the slopes of Everest for everyone to look at as they passed by for the next 50 years.

I can play Christmas carols by making farting noises with my hands.

Ungulate populations around agriculture explode. There are dozens of times as many deer on farmland as any virgin boreal forest I’ve ever hunted.

Get a shooting stick, it makes aiming way easier and you’ll get a cleaner kill.

I have never understood trophy hunting and frankly it pisses me off. I look for animals that taste good, which means reasonably young, not some tough old moose bull I have to hold my nose to eat.

And we probably feed a couple hundred deer on our grain bags all winter, I think they can donate one or two to my freezer.

Except the guy that’s on call that weekend. Fuck that particular guy.

SSH enabled and the SSH port of the container accessible and it’s set for password auth.

We’ll talk in a few decades. Until then, don’t call us, we’ll call you.