lime!

sheen baughn

oh you’ve not seen how mean this dean can be…an

cue that scene from thank goodness you’re here

simpsons did it

don’t forget the invisible pseudo-files that follow you around the tree in case you need to print something from a dos program

that’s rad

i’m a unix omnivore

i think even usb floppies show up as a:, don’t they? i’ve not used windows for a decade now, thankfully.

please tell me he started signing with his full name because the “jessica” thing got to him

no idea. how do people even come up with that?

please don’t hurt me

a friend of mine once went to a little middle-eastern store in our town and got a kg of whole dried limes that he started slipping into my bags, pockets, mailbox…

random lime appears

ah beans

man has the longest feet on earth

there’s nO DOOR

he fast as fuck boi

ween, gromit!

…so she’s a venti?

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.