An infinite number of mathematitians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter beer, the fourth an eighth beer…

The bartender cuts them off, puts 2 beers on the counter and says “Know your limits!”

Respectfully, Fuck. No.

I need to check my blood pressure after watching the trailer… I’m gonna go lay down. On the floor. In the basement.

I’d be terrified of being teleported to a super high, tiny area, like the side of a cliff or the edge of a skyscraper or radio tower something. Any wrong move means you fall to your death, and it’s just a matter of time before you get tired enough to lose concentration for a brief second and…

I get the point of it, but the fake X button is more infuriating.

Transistor has an interesting real-time/turn based combat system. You move around in real time, the set your attacks and movement for the attack phase, then back to realtime controls again while the meter for your next turn charges up.

Not to mention the depth of weapon combinations you can put together; it’s one of my favorite games. Might be time for another playthrough.

Powdered milky tiddes do not sound appealing.

I can’t help but imagine her face it tattooed like Cthulhu, and I’m not sure how I feel about the “Sexy Mind Flayer” look…

Sold! No takesie-backsies!!!

I’d bet money that guy has “Let’s Go Brandon” merch

Not only paying for the tree, but paying someone to bring it, set it up, and come back to take it all down later.

I know someone that was doing this as a side gig for a while, no 30k jobs, but I think she did over a dozen trees in like 2023.

When there was still Cartoon Network and The Sci-Fi Channel

I can only ever thing of the NSFW wharrrgarbl with the naked skydiver…

Her lips are doing the same thing as that dogs…