You heard OP, that clearly fixes everything.
Now your toaster, microwave, refrigerator, washing machine, etc are all finally cut off from the AI spyware machine…
I am not a robot. I am a dragon.
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6·4 hours agoWell look at this fat cat over here with a VHS player, next thing you know he’s gonna reveal his Hot Pockets with fried RAM sticks…
Deep fried please…
Well… It is No Nut November right?..
He’s got the right spirit, but I think he might have missed the instructions 🤣
My precious, my precious beans…
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
I don’t see any pepperoni here though.
Sigh, unzips…
And yet people sling insults at me for typing “Caramel Jill”
Caramel is not a racist term, but watch as the actual racists downvote my comment here…
I asked for Ice Cubes damnit!
Just… Take this upvote and fuck Nestlé
👍
Uhh, my dude, you having internet issues today? You apparently posted this 4 times…
Next should be Hot Pockets filled with Ice Cubes. Either the frozen water version or the rapper/actor guy is acceptable, I’m not picky.
Natural units? You mean like cup sizes? A/B/C/D/DD… ?
I have an idea, no clue how feasible it is though, but hear me out…
Cilantro Soap.
Hey, if possible, it’s gotta be more ethical and sustainable than Fight Club liposuction human fat based soap…
Makes sense, and doesn’t sound dumb either. 👍
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, we measure in common units around here…
You spelled powdered milk wrong.
Anyone remember Candice in the Poise feminine hygiene pads commercial?
“Poise under pressure, Poise in her pants”
Yeah… Now say that out loud… Poison her pants?
Okay, curious though, was the word frunk a thing back when the old 1960’s VW Bug cars were a thing?
I dunno, but the word trunk predates the automobile by quite a long time, so why a special word for a front trunk vs a back trunk? Why isn’t there a special word for back trunk like brunk?
If you’re playing an RPG such as Diablo and find a treasure trunk, do you call it a treasure frunk if it’s in the front of a dungeon?
Didn’t think so. Frunk just sounds stupid.
Edit: Yeah yeah, I get that RPG’s typically call them treasure chests, but the words chest and trunk mean basically the same thing, a lockable box/storage area to store and protect your valuables/belongings.
Tesla owners call it a frunk, get it right. 🤣
‘Cracker Jacks’ heavily refers to baseball, the crack of the bat…
Then put into context how old the company is…
Their old mindset was basically ‘white people play baseball, black people play basketball’
Cracker Jacks was founded in the late 1800s, around 1896.
And knowing that ‘Cracker Jacks’ heavily refers to baseball, the crack of the bat…
Then put into context how old the company is…
Their old mindset was basically ‘white people play baseball, black people play basketball’
Cracker Jacks was founded in the late 1800s, around 1896.
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