There’s a completely different set of assumptions outside the US.

Canadian, British, Australian and New Zealand.

No. I live in New Zealand, we don’t have any native tree-dwelling mammals. A few uninvited ecological pests like Australian possums. We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

I haven’t got a joke, how about a tongue twister?

“When a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, there’s a packet pocket socket racket error to report.”

Invest it in companies positioned to take advantage of a glut of server RAM hitting the market in about 18 Months.

At the bottom of a flooded cave. Cave-divers can do everything right and still die in a hole.