On my way out, from my normal airport, I’ve got it timed pretty well so that I leave my house 90 minutes from boarding and I’m through security with 15-30 minutes to spare.

On my way back, from the scary unknown airport, I like to arrive at least 2 hours before boarding, because who knows what kind of crazy hoops you’re going to have to jump through.

Okay, this is getting complicated, no wonder science takes so long

Ah, turns out you were supposed to give the mushrooms to the mice!

I would like to see this immunity tested thoroughly very soon

The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

Isn’t the argument that god looks like a dude wearing an open robe and you can see his thick, veiny god-dong when he sits down casually?

If god doesn’t have a thick, drippin’ hog, what even is Christianity?

Just give it a few more decades, it must work eventually because a surface level inspection makes it feel like it should and that’s as far as I’m going to examine that