eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square102linkfedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1147arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square102linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaregothmog@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoFor the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoYou need to eat more pineapple
For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple