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Facebook-ass meme tbh.
I remember my grandpa forwarding this to me in an email before Facebook even existed.
“Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”
This joke is so old it could drink.
This joke is so old, it’s been retired for 40 years
This joke could be a junior US Senator.
this is quite a bit funnier than the post itself
Then the woman laughed, the car laughed, and as it sped away, so too did the cruiser.
Me fucking with cops
I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
Yeah not sure I’d be admitting any sort of guilt
And everyone clapped
/c/thathappened
