This is DennisDennis looks like a stately fellow!
I can tell by the way she’s looking at you that you’re singing the title to
himher as you take the photoEdit: Fixed pronoun. Sorry for assuming!
Yes, I was singing it to her at the time. Otherwise she would settle back in. Her eyes are always so stunning, so I needed to get them in the photo.
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Oops I misgendered your kitty
Tough to tell without lifting her tail, and if you’re doing that, I have bigger concerns. Like why you’re in my home.
Sometimes, if you meow at the void, it deigns to meow back.
(“Nox in a box” seems like an acceptable alternative to “elf on a shelf”. Preferable, even. Actually. you know what, this needs to be a daily thing, I think. that might just be my own selfishness, though. Do me a favor and give him some extra schritches or whatever Nox particularly goes in for.)
In our home, Nox in a box is sung in the same fashion as Dick in a Box by the Lonely Island.
I will give her lots of nose rubs and chin scritches!
Oh, it’s your nox in a box, eh?
Noks or noku is like the least vulgar term for a penis other than actually saying “penis” in Estonian, it’s what a 5 year old boy might use
So you’ve given us your dick in a box.
Wonderful! When Nox hops in a box, my wife and I sing “It’s a Nox in a box!” to the tune of Dick in a Box

Nox in box, while fox in socks, and lovely talks, between Nox and Fox, with little or no pox, your Nox is Fox’s bestie…hahahahhahahah
Do you happen to be a fox in socks then sir?
I’m not nearly half as clever
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