“Fly, you fools”

How did the Welsh shepherd find his sheep in the long grass? Very satisfying.

Know why Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That’d be a great way for me to get dragged along, showing some stupid hobbitses the way into Mordor

Her talent is wonderful, a truly hidden artform. It’s a shame the talent show organizer couldn’t recognize that fact.

I can do a pretty decent Smeagol impression, complete with moving about on all fours. There really isn’t a time and place for that to emerge, sadly.

I do this safely from the comfort of my basement by playing Subnautica. No way I’d even consider doing this in real life

I started my day off by listening to the album Modern Life is Lonely by Holding Absence in its entirety.

Touch the tummy, I say. Touch it!

Tough to tell without lifting her tail, and if you’re doing that, I have bigger concerns. Like why you’re in my home.

Yes, I was singing it to her at the time. Otherwise she would settle back in. Her eyes are always so stunning, so I needed to get them in the photo.

Wonderful! When Nox hops in a box, my wife and I sing “It’s a Nox in a box!” to the tune of Dick in a Box

Dennis looks like a stately fellow!

I’m not nearly half as clever

In our home, Nox in a box is sung in the same fashion as Dick in a Box by the Lonely Island.

I will give her lots of nose rubs and chin scritches!

I use keepassXC/keepass2android paired with a yubikey as 2FA for a password manager. One Yubikey lives in my PC, the other is on my keychain. I then synchronize databases between PC and Android. There is some friction for use, but I’m personally okay with that.

I use Mullvad for VPN (I know the fascist issues amd haven’t gotten around to switching yet).

Education, martial arts training, books, and video games.

92% of people believe something if there is a statistic cited in it.