TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoDesk jobslemmy.todayimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down11
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minus-squarenight_petal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoLook, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I have been a machinist for 16 years. I witnessed someone turning into mist via lathe. The entire company closed for a month. I wish I had problems like “Oh shit I pushed bad code to prod!”
minus-squaremad_lentil@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoOh my God I’m so sorry. That sounds haunting.
minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI know. We weren’t able to roll back prod for forty minutes, and we lost 0.002% of our annual uptime. Oh you meant the pink mist machine?
minus-squarenight_petal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoIt has given me ptsd. There was also the time a guy drilled his finger in half.
Look, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I have been a machinist for 16 years. I witnessed someone turning into mist via lathe. The entire company closed for a month. I wish I had problems like “Oh shit I pushed bad code to prod!”
Oh my God I’m so sorry. That sounds haunting.
I know. We weren’t able to roll back prod for forty minutes, and we lost 0.002% of our annual uptime.
Oh you meant the pink mist machine?
It has given me ptsd. There was also the time a guy drilled his finger in half.