• BehemothExplorer@ttrpg.network
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    10 days ago

    Joe McCarthy, a daily enjoyer of 100% milk, WAS figuruatively ‘bulletproof’ for a time. He used to eat sticks of butter before going out drinking with other political operators; he claimed it was to prevent ulcers, but rumor has it that he did it to stay lucid while probing his besotted peers for blackmail fodder. It caught up with him and he died at the green young age of 48.

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      10 days ago

      One time I mixed powdered milk into my full fat milk. I dunno what you would call it but it was yummy. Like 150% milk or something

    • Nora (She/Her)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.

      For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.