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Honestly i can see JJJ accepting these because it can be an hard stab to Spiderman’s PR
JJJ publishes them in an attempt to ruin Spider-Man’s public image. The public instead is desperately thirsty for the spider-bod. Sales of the Bugle go through the roof. JJJ is consumed by the conflict between his hate boner for Spider-Man and his capitalism boner for selling more issues of the Bugle.
And The Bugle will be renamed The Bulge
picture showing a white, sticky substace coming out of Spidey’s butt
“I thought he shot webbing from his wrists?”
“That ain’t webbing.”
Parker soon quit his job at the Bugle and built the startup OnlyWebs
With great power comes great thirst
“Alright, I’ll buy them, but I’ll have to Venmo you from my personal account.”
