WD-40 is a cleaner and not a lubricant, this is the equivalent of using soap.

Female USB A cables are explicitly forbidden in the USB A spec, so this is some very specific, possibly illegal, fetish.

realizes USB port is turned the wrong way. Jams it in there anyways

“Now take that you little slot”

He was later arrested when police found micro USB pics on his computer.

USB Hub is the real joke.

Ironically, it’s also a great place to get general tech support.