Were you eating sunflower seeds on the toilet?

Driver, to their phone: “It’s done.”

ER nurses going into the fetal position upon seeing this in the store.

I keep thinking I’ve read the punchline and then scroll down and realize there’s more comic.

The worst part is, there are two three physical variants of mini-USB. Yours looks like mini-A.

So you might have tried a mini-USB cable and it didn’t work because it was the wrong variant. 🤦‍♂️ Hope you find one that fits.

The perfect dorm-warming gift:

“Fell.”

That rapscallion orchestrated the event.

Yeah, that’s a mini-USB cable. Which is what the other person with a device that actually has a USB logo next to the port was looking for.

The port on your device is Mini DisplayPort, also known as Thunderbolt on Apple devices.

Japanese-made mini-USB variant called UC-E6. The UC-E6 port is almost exactly the same proportions as mini-DisplayPort but ever so slightly smaller. Wild that it found its way onto a Swiss-made camera. Maximum confusion, especially with the device not identifying the port as USB.

Close. It seems to be mini-DisplayPort, which is the successor to FireWire. There is a mini-FirreWire, but the shape is different.

Looks like it, matches the socket shape exactly.

(Lot of people having trouble knowing which part of this mini-DisplayPort to HDMI adapter to focus on. Either way, not mini-DisplayPort, just something that looks frustratingly identical to it.)

Mini-USB

Dad: “Spend the previous night in the airport just in case of a freak storm that morning.”

Shorter answer: 4chan.

“THIS IS YOUR GUL SPEAKING. You heard that right, YOUR GUL!!”

A real lesser of multiple evils.

The hold noises I hate the least is classical music. As long as it’s a high enough quality to not become garbled by the phone’s bandwidth.

All modern printers save documents as a multi-paged image (read: a PDF) in their memory before printing it onto paper. It’s trivial to make the print dialog save a PDF file because you’re telling it to give the file it just made back to the computer instead of giving it to the printer.

“Hello, l’d like to have an argument.”

Loading Artist: A much cuter version of Perry Bible Fellowship.

Walking corpses, even if blue.

I hope America starts electing more officials who do not yet qualify for a senior discount.

You made me go check to make sure Dafoe isn’t MAGA. He’s not, he’s a pretty outspoken climate activist and pretty liberal despite being raised Christian.

I get the reference, but I don’t like the insinuation.