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Now I’m imagining twins named “Braxton” and “Hicks,” preemies born when Momma mistook actual labor for mere contractions.
Also, uh, am I the only pervert seeing cloud-titties in the foreground?
27rapes? Na! That’s presidential!
Even got the big guy in the right colour 🙏🏾
hindu?
Jesús.
Jebus
If he didn’t want us to fap, he wouldn’t have given us arms juuust long enough to reach the junkyard. Also he’d given us hoofs instead of hands with the grip strength of a tiger’s jaw. Finally, foreskin and clit are like the perfect mechanisms go get off oneself. Evolutionary that barely makes sense so it must be the gift of a diety of some sort.
must be the gift of a diety
Our deity is on a foreskin diet, don’t be selfish.
he’d given us hoofs instead of hands
Now I know why bulls are so grumpy.
And T-Rex.
you know… I’ve been agnostic for quite some time but this one really got me thinking.
thanks for the foodthought
“Aiden, can you go get Buckley’s things so we aren’t late for Jayleigh’s recital? Braxton and Kayleigh will be there”
My poker face kicked in, just reading this.
It is important to me that four-year-old’s named Braxton not learn from my face how deeply stupid I think their name is.
“I don’t wanna. Tarquin will be there, too, and he smells!”
Is there even a town of Braxton? Nearest I can find is Brixton, which is a perfectly legitimate mononym for a Idris Elba character.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braxton_County,_West_Virginia
Named an USS ship in operation during 1944-46
The Clash - Guns of Brixton
White people suburban names are the most confusing thing on Earth. Not even Welsh or Irish names are as confusing.
When did we switch the Welsh and Irish back to being non-white?
Not soon enough.
“Go man, go!”
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