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I like to think he was beamed up to paradise.
That was the one!
2·2 days ago“This is my property, and if I wanna pee in my watergun, I will!”
The sign means probably no other salesperson has talked to them in a while
No, it means fuck off and don’t be an arsehole to people who’ve made their feelings clear.
3·2 days agoArseholes. If they’d done a better job, we wouldn’t have to deal with things like rent and politics.
0·2 days agoRed food colouring or cosmetics? It’s called Carmine, and is made from dissolved insects.
Weird timing. Last night I watched a short YouTube video about what happens to the spiders you put outside.
45·2 days agoHis tweets are why I decided to not start paying for Proton
What in the fuck is the thing in the bottom right?!
It’s not a witchety grub, it’s a cockchafer.
Well, it makes it a nice bookend. After all, they got a bunch of taxpayer money to begin with, so it’s only fair they get a bunch more at the end.
(Scummy, corporate welfare arseholes).
12·2 days agoTechnically it’s three holes … one in the front, one in the back, and one for the legs.
See?! See?! And people think I’m crazy when I just grab a quick bird and drink this stuff!
Dairy industry oligarchs can bite me! If I wanna call what comes out of a bird when I squeeze its udders ‘milk’, I will!
1·6 days agoShe loves you. That’s simply her face. Is it not good enough for you? She can’t help it. She’s doing her best.
Here he comes!
Mach5 monkey!
He’s a simian on wheels!
He’s a simian and he’s gonna be chasing after someone!